Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
Why do stars fall down from the sky
Every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.
On the day that you were born
The angels got together
And decided to create a dream come true
So they sprinkled moon dust in your hair of gold
And starlight in your eyes of blue.
- The Carpenters
1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be………..?
2. Do I look like a people person?
3. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting!
4. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
7. You!……..Off my planet.
8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
9. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
11. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
12. Allow me to introduce my selves.
13. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
14. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
15. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
16. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven’t fallen asleep yet.
17. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
18. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
19. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
20. Chaos, Panic, and Disorder ... My work here is done.
21. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
22. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
23.Sometimes,when you cry,no one sees your tears.
Sometimes,when you are worried,no one sees your pain.
Sometimes ,when you are happy,no one sees your smile.
But fart just one time…(I bet Sawee laughs her knickers off**)
More crude jokes:
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Q. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
A. Same thing as a ‘’quickie'’, only you do it yourself.
Q. Why don’t little girls fart?
A. Because they don’t get assholes until they’re married
Q. What do you call a chiniese phedophile?
A. Fuk em young.
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A. So, when you pull their tits they won’t shit on the floor.
Q. Why can’t women read maps?
A. Because only the male mind can comprehend the concept of 1 inch equals a mile.(WTF)
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old ladies?
A.Bingo!
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout “Fuck”?
A. Get a fifth old lady to shout “Bingo
Q. Why haven’t they sent a woman to the moon yet?
A. It doesn’t need cleaning.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Need a good laugh to end the miserable day? I do.
Out`
Sawee blooms here
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Vintage clothings <3
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My Pearl studs ;) <3
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